Hummers!?...?

Actually, the question is....can you afford it?. 12 miles per gallon, $3 per gallon. The hummer is good, specially the H1, forget about the H3. The H3 is a chick SUV, not for off-roading. The H2 is a little bit more off-roading capable, but not intended to be. Now the H1, used by the army might fit your needs. Or try a Land Rover.